give it 10 years
math is either extremely frustrating or extremely satisfying there is no in between
*walks up to you at bar* hey want to know what ladies call me? *winks* poopy pants and it really hurts my feelings *begins to sob uncontrollably*
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
today i told my friend that one direction would be on saturday night live this weekend and she asked me what day